Chris Kelly: God is My Doorman: Mark Sanford for Non-Christians
”Hemingway said that the problem with Henry Miller was that he got laid in the afternoon once and thought he invented it. Governor Mark Sanford got laid in Argentina two weeks ago and the way he continues to go on about it, you’d think he cracked cold fusion. The man won’t shut up. If Henry Miller talked about his sex life as much as Governor Mark Sanford talks about his sex life, people would have started thinking he was some kind of perv.”
Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser: SC Governor Sanford Returns To Work After Mysterious Absence Of Several Days
”Maybe I’m wrong but I now do suspect
That in the near future — without fail –
New slang for being on a bender will be,
‘I’m hiking on the Appalachian trail.’”
[This was written before the affair was announced. Maybe he should replace “being on a bender” with “having an affair.”]
Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser: Going Early Admission On Mark Sanford’s Legacy
”He ran for governor
When he heard duty call
But blew it all on a
Buenos Aires booty call.”
David Rees: Is Mark Sanford America’s First Emo Governor?
A The Black Commentator Cartoon
RJ Matson: Defense Of Marriage Counselor
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[Add a seat for Sanford]
Not funny, but relevant: Tell Pelosi and Reid: Now is the time to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act.